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Penulis Fatkhurrokhman Sidiq
Wakidjan begitu terpesonanya dengan permaian piano Nadine. Sambil bertepuk tangan, ia berteriak, "Not a play! Not a play!"
Nadine bengong. "Not a play?"
"Yes. Not a play. Bukan main."
Tukidjo yang menemani Wakidjan Terperangah, "Bukan main itu bukan not a play, Djan."
"Your granny (Mbahmu). Humanly i have check my dictionary kok.(Orang saya sudah periksa di kamus kok)". Lalu berpaling ke Nadine. "Lady, let's corner (mojok yuk). But don't think that are nots.(Jangan berpikir yang bukan-bukan). I just want a meal together."
"Ngaco kamu, Djan,"Tukidjo tambah gemes.
"Don't be surplus (Jangan berlebihan), Djo. Be wrong a little is OK toch.?
Nadine cuman senyum kecil. " I would love to, but..."
" Sorry if my freind make u not delicious (Maaf kalau teman saya bikin kamu jadi ga enak)" Sambut Takidjan ramah.
"Different river, may be (Lain kali, barang kali). I will not be various kok (Saya ngga akan macam-macam kok)."
Setelah Nadune pergi, Wakidjan menatap Tukidjo dengan sebal. "Disturbing aja sih, Djo. Does the language belong to your ancestor (Emang itu bahasa punya moyang lu)?"
Tukidjo cari kalimat penutup, " Just itchy, Djan, because u speak English as delicious as your belly button." (Gatel aja, Djan, soalnya kamu ngomong inggris seenak udelmu dewe).
Wakidjan cuma bisa merutuk malu dalam hati, "His nameis also effort." (Namanya juga usaha)
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